Commercials From My Nightmares (flashing lights 10:40-10:50)

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  • Wow

    AntiHeroineAntiHeroine34 minuuttia sitten
  • Jesus is Lord. Please accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He died on the cross for you and everyone.

    Smithy SkinnySmithy Skinny4 tuntia sitten
  • 7:33 made me fall of my chair

    Ricardo SamorioRicardo Samorio12 tuntia sitten
  • Tac wallet: It can easily fit in ANY pocket! Women: 😑🙄

    Space EggSpace Egg22 tuntia sitten
  • You remind me so much of my friend!!!

    Presley JanePresley Jane22 tuntia sitten
  • Omfg I remember when I was like 8 I saw the tacbat ad while I was watching tv and I even remember telling myself “wtf is that”

    Dou DouDou Dou23 tuntia sitten
  • This is how much I like your intro oh sorry outro😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤💕❤💜💛💚💙

    Erica MErica MPäivä sitten
  • Tactimus Prime, it’s optimus prime but more TACTICAL! Also GRREAT JOB, DANNY

    Carlos Arellano ConriquezCarlos Arellano ConriquezPäivä sitten
  • At 7:22 it’s scary

    Turtle GamesTurtle GamesPäivä sitten
  • the reason why they don't say he's in the military is to make sure they don't violate the stolen valor act.

    Adam HaspelAdam HaspelPäivä sitten
  • Normal people when they hear “military grade”: cool! Military people when the hear “military grade”: oh fuck oh god

    Ellyrian GamesEllyrian GamesPäivä sitten
    • Gunny always told me “remember your gear is made by the lowest bidder”

      Ellyrian GamesEllyrian GamesPäivä sitten
  • 7:17 11:24 idk why this is so funny i keep coming to this vid just to see this one part

    tommyinnit Fanntommyinnit FannPäivä sitten
  • My cousin was on his motorcycle about a year and a half ago someone had the visor that is in this video and that caused them to crash into him he almost died and had to go though 5 hospitals for surgery and he is still not recovered from it😐 please don’t get it for ur own safety

    Doryann D'AngeloDoryann D'AngeloPäivä sitten
    • so please Danny I know you went to buy it but please please don’t use it in your car like actually

      Doryann D'AngeloDoryann D'AngeloPäivä sitten
  • A VPN cannot protect you from a data breach...

    Slaughter MoreSlaughter MorePäivä sitten
  • 2:04 "we don't wanna get sued" LoL

    The CW Network EditsThe CW Network EditsPäivä sitten
  • Just because it's WAY too funny to me 9:50

    Galaxy - TearsGalaxy - TearsPäivä sitten
  • 6:26 was funny af

    MarianMarianPäivä sitten
  • 11:26

    MarianMarianPäivä sitten
  • That nutcracker bit was comedy gold I’ve never laughed that hard during a YT video

    Jonathan FookesJonathan FookesPäivä sitten
  • Tactics? Or tictacs?

    EulaEula2 päivää sitten
  • Theory: Tacs target audience is paramilitary/ hardcore 2nd amendment folks who want guns and underground bunkers but never actually want to sign up for service.

    Marie TMarie T2 päivää sitten
  • ɪᴍ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʙᴏʏ

    Ellie PhildionEllie Phildion2 päivää sitten
  • The newest edition to modern warfare: The Tac-Bat

    Allan EatonAllan Eaton2 päivää sitten
  • 7:37 just to skip nightmare time

    The Magic Pootis BirdThe Magic Pootis Bird2 päivää sitten
    • 7:40 Choose this one instead, your ears will thank you.

      Tosspot!Tosspot!8 tuntia sitten
  • So is nobody going to talk about how the tac bat is just a maglite?

    ewan kastewan kast2 päivää sitten
  • 7:12 Need i say more?

    thatguyjaxthatguyjax2 päivää sitten
  • Watch every video where he reviews Nick Bolton and take a shot every time Nick says the word “military” or “tactical”

    Ken EernisseKen Eernisse2 päivää sitten
    • And rest in peace darling

      BirchwoodBirchwoodPäivä sitten
  • These commercials are my CHILDHOOD

    MiaWolfy 10MiaWolfy 102 päivää sitten
  • 5:30 That just means Nick Bolton has military-grade tenitis.

    Tricks&FolliesTricks&Follies2 päivää sitten
  • i really cant stop laughing at GREAT job DANny.

    Isabelle TepeIsabelle Tepe2 päivää sitten
  • Tactical dantical manticle hanticle tanticle tenticle testi- wait nevermind.

    Isaiah PelletierIsaiah Pelletier3 päivää sitten
  • no one: not a soul ever: me as a kid thinking i’m a water bender from atla: 8:38

    Audrianna BurketAudrianna Burket3 päivää sitten
  • Rewatching and still so funny. The angry nutcracker, the callbacks and jokes, all so great.

    xMelaniexMelanie3 päivää sitten
  • US Navy Sailor here, Military grade means it might work for a few days or it won't work at all. That's why I never buy anything labeled "Military Grade"

    Hunter MaddoxHunter Maddox3 päivää sitten
    • Bruh

      Fh7kJuzf6Ah90iaO kFh7kJuzf6Ah90iaO k3 päivää sitten
  • I beat an attacker to death with the tac baton

    The rubikes BrosThe rubikes Bros3 päivää sitten
  • Nobody should use express use tacticalVPN it connects you when your house is on fire and it even works when you dead. Remember use tacticalVPN

    BackwardDuckAnticsBackwardDuckAntics3 päivää sitten
  • Great job Danny

    Lacy FriedrichLacy Friedrich3 päivää sitten
  • Still waiting for the Tactical Undies

    ZeroFox75ZeroFox753 päivää sitten

    moshiartzmoshiartz3 päivää sitten
  • They literally peeled the polarization layer out of a old LCD tv, like they saw on FIboth. Then act surprised that adding the polarization back makes it visible again.

    Eric SwensonEric Swenson3 päivää sitten
  • The Tac people seem like they make products specifically for Dwight Shrute

    Gkat 805Gkat 8053 päivää sitten
  • 8:06 can anyone make out what the video in the reflection is?!

    Tara ATara A3 päivää sitten
  • I get that these commercials are ridiculous, but I cringe hearing you say that normal people don’t deal with threats to their safety like this. Not everyone lives in a safe area and honestly that bat flashlight thing seems kind of useful for people (women especially) who have to travel alone. The world isn’t all a safe suburb, Danny.

    Struggling Through LifeStruggling Through Life4 päivää sitten
  • Danny's acting skills are killer.

    KT RezninKT Reznin4 päivää sitten
  • Yah I have epilepsy. Yah I'm currently watching from ten forty to ten fifty what abojtnsdncbdbdnfndndj.

    giant the world endergiant the world ender4 päivää sitten
  • These products are 100% targeted at those people who ate fucking obsessed with the army/police and have no fucking chance of actually being in the army/police (nor should they be)

    Rebecca SeymourRebecca Seymour4 päivää sitten
  • the nutcracker skit.

    amanda graceamanda grace4 päivää sitten
  • 7:13 is my favourite part

    MixedMaisie - Mixed Up ContentMixedMaisie - Mixed Up Content4 päivää sitten
  • 13:12 danny unknowingly describing fascism lmao

    ashley kashley k5 päivää sitten
  • Former US Army, can confirm, tac stuff doesnt work and isnt used by the military.

    lolimmunelolimmune5 päivää sitten
  • Nick Bolton is my favorite war criminal.

    mewtuwamewtuwa5 päivää sitten
  • danny: oooh dang twelve inches gah dayum the comments: nutcracker

    Swag HenniSwag Henni5 päivää sitten
  • Everybody be chillin til tactical dantical shows up

    Will O.Will O.5 päivää sitten
  • Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

    Elise CarmichaelElise Carmichael5 päivää sitten
  • I only started to watch your videos these days so what is the GREG FOR THAT BE REALLLLLL SUSSSSSSS

    Scratch VinesScratch Vines5 päivää sitten
  • Why does it sound like Danny’s finally hit puberty

    WiryHorse5WiryHorse55 päivää sitten
  • Add a public comment...

    Alice the Music DemonAlice the Music Demon6 päivää sitten
  • Now: tack bat 5 years in the future: tack socks

    Tsuyu AsuiTsuyu Asui6 päivää sitten
  • 10:40 10:50

    Spring daySpring day6 päivää sitten
  • I keep watching this just for the nut cracker guy

    Alyssa MiyasatoAlyssa Miyasato6 päivää sitten
  • 11:25 lol

    Starry cubesStarry cubes6 päivää sitten
  • 10:39 Robber: yo wtf stop am a shoot u weird dud:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Him HamooshHim Hamoosh6 päivää sitten
  • He talks about tactical situations like being able to be seen from four miles away is tactical

    Plip deflabioPlip deflabio6 päivää sitten
  • The funniest part is the bow because with a actual bow it would be going a LOT faster and in the shot it looks like someone just through a arrow

    TryllenTryllen6 päivää sitten
  • I wanna Tac hamster TAKE MY MONEY

    Xx_Random_ Fandom_xXXx_Random_ Fandom_xX7 päivää sitten
  • Video description: 10:39 - 10:50 Camera on a man and woman in bed at night OFF-SCREEN CRASH MAN gets out of bed and grabs TAC-BAT [V.O.] NICK BOLTON And, it protects you and your family in two ways! SCENE CHANGE to MAN on stairs holding TAC-BAT, INTRUDER at bottom of stairs. [V.O] NICK BOLTON Disorienting would-be attackers with his tactical strobe, MAN points TAC-BAT at INTRUDER, strobe light emits from TAC-BAT into INTRUDER'S face, disorienting him. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode Cut to DANNY DANNY Ah yeah. Cut to slow motion of MAN pointing still flashing TAC-BAT. His face is distressed. Text on screen reads: Self-Defense Mode [V.O] DANNY Look at him; he's got the situation under control. Cut to DANNY, making exaggerated distressed face. DANNY (mocking) Ooh, go away! Aah! I tried to make this as cohesive as I could

    sweater weathersweater weather7 päivää sitten
  • Nutcracker!Danny is scarier than every horror movie I've ever seen

    sweater weathersweater weather7 päivää sitten
  • Warning: For Navy Guys Only.😎

    Heaven LangleyHeaven Langley7 päivää sitten
  • Wouldn't it be better to just use an extendable baton or something? Maybe something that doesn't brag about being "military tough" when everything the military uses is the bare minimum of like....toughness?

    Sheep UndefinedSheep Undefined7 päivää sitten
    • Also ffs, no one uses RFID sniffers anymore, why do wallet producers harp on about them so much?

      Sheep UndefinedSheep Undefined7 päivää sitten
  • The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

    Greg Stinker of KurtistownGreg Stinker of Kurtistown7 päivää sitten
  • Corridor

    Patricia BagwellPatricia Bagwell7 päivää sitten
  • Dont all wallets fit in your pocket ;-;

    そのジャリンそのジャリン8 päivää sitten
  • lol shave under water who does that

    shh the movie is startingshh the movie is starting8 päivää sitten
  • i laughed a lot at the last 7 words

    Яромир ЗагребаЯромир Загреба8 päivää sitten
  • dude make a mini horror movie already

    JuniorJunior8 päivää sitten
  • Brilliant, just brilliant.

    monkeykhmonkeykh8 päivää sitten
  • Is it just me or does anybody else would buy one of those tactical fleshlights?

    I Have No IdeaI Have No Idea8 päivää sitten
  • Let me tell you that wallet ain't fiting in anyone's pockets especially girls ones

    Zuceth ZamoranoZuceth Zamorano8 päivää sitten
  • yeah my grandpa is always in our pool he literally cleans it thats his food

    Brooke AdorableBrooke Adorable8 päivää sitten
  • Looking back, if you slow down the footage of the wallet getting shot with the arrow, it has a rubber tip. Somewhat conspicuous because I could even tell there was a slight bend at normal speed.

    Rem TvRem Tv8 päivää sitten
  • t a c t i c a l s h o v e l

    Oh No!Oh No!8 päivää sitten
  • Made from the strongest of metals, aluminum!

    Bailey KellerBailey Keller9 päivää sitten
  • That Was DreamWasTaken's Voice

    Imperial ForceImperial Force9 päivää sitten
  • a knife on a bat is basically an axe right? maybe just a gun on an axe?

  • The whole video I’m dying laughing 🤣

    Zekzer ZeZekzer Ze9 päivää sitten
  • when you said he might be at war with mars im like"he is at war with me mars"

    Mars Eats GlueMars Eats Glue9 päivää sitten
  • Me waiting for 10:40 *waiting intensifies*

    octagnloctagnl9 päivää sitten
  • He should react to wild child

    Green eggs and hamGreen eggs and ham10 päivää sitten
  • guys i just got the most tactical version of blue its called bluetac

    Caden 2Caden 210 päivää sitten
  • I think this is the best video yet.

    Somehow a turtleSomehow a turtle10 päivää sitten
  • I am going Danny made me choke on my orange juice i nearly died sentence him to the death penalty

    FireK4tFireK4t10 päivää sitten
  • Danny: BANG BANG BANG BANG stab stab stab

    BAKUGO I will be the number one hero one dayBAKUGO I will be the number one hero one day10 päivää sitten
  • dude that nutcracker thing is a legit good horror movie plot

    ShepDanceShepDance10 päivää sitten
  • Every kid cry after Santa isn’t real or tooth fairy Me: WAIT NICK BOLTON ISNT IN THE MILITARY?!?WHHYYYY

    Silent Whisperer21Silent Whisperer2110 päivää sitten
  • "I've got a tactical flashlight and a fat ass!"

    TarociseTarocise10 päivää sitten
  • dantical just sounds like you are describing your own testicles.

    KitKattKitKatt11 päivää sitten
  • I know

    Omar SakkejOmar Sakkej11 päivää sitten
  • It's funny to me how Danny must have a bunch of random, probably useless stuff he paid money for to use in videos once just lying around his house.

    Lillian LintonLillian Linton11 päivää sitten
  • Turned notifications on. I’m Greg now

    mint ,mint ,11 päivää sitten
  • 7:35 HUH-

    that one human, dendthat one human, dend11 päivää sitten