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Guys call in technoblade for that kid is an orphan
I am posting this comment at 9:25 and I am guessing the plot twist is that the guy with the panther is going to adopt max
6:58 that sounds like his character though lol
the adss
love the vine reference!!!!
wow thank you danny you got me ptsd from vine 3:56
Brother: hey what’s the longest word ever? me: “Ohnothejaguarstailisstuckinthecouchanditsreallyhurtingher” 16:19
For you got rejected, just remember, this guys wife pretended to be dead for 11 years because he said he didn’t like children
Here’s my theory: the wife wanted kids really badly, then that one night when he said “I hate children” she got upset, messed up the magic trick, and ran away (which also goes with what he said when Max asked what happened to his wife) then after hearing he was at another magic show she snuck in to watch, and after hearing he adopted max she forgave him and replaced the Jaguar with herself. This is the most logical thing I can think of 💀
Max: I have nothing to live for anyway Me, a camp camp fan: *W E L L F O L K S*
This guy looks like Severus Snape with a moustache
Say it now or your gonna get- a goOd rIgHt CrOsS 🖐️😌
This video was interesting indeed, quite interesting indeed
not me being entertained tho....
saw it coming gang?
Is this where those zodiac machines are born? The one that quote on quote tells your future
Can’t believe this Nonono
The captions are bad wtf
Didn’t the spoopy man at the start say that evil spirits we’re trying to stuff around with his wife or something? Maybe the sPiRiTs turned her into the panther or whatever idk.
Why is the movie audio so low?
That twist hit me like a good right cross
Ive watched this movie and i think it’s actually good
I got that reference
The great Zamboni..... Is he gonna smooth the ice for my Hockey Game????
18:19 Me:*somehow hears i eat human* Also me: wahttttt
why does it look like a rip off harry potter
I love how Danny is questioning how they got the clubhouse, like they have parents, the kid's parents probably pitched in to buy the place for the kids
Weird that the vid was 31:10 long and Halloween is on 31 10 2020
For some reason I knew it was going to be his wife I haven’t seen the full movie but I remember seeing that scene where the kid cuts his finger And puts on the Band-Aid
Ayo never been an orphan check
Damn, what a shitty channel and review 🤦🏻♂️
“Say it now or you’ll get a great right cross” LMAOOOOO IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD 😂 😂 😂 😂
The great Zamboni is a national hero for Canada
I did not see that. Coming
14:49 is that the balloon boy sound effect?
mind
E
Calling it now to see if I’m right. IS THE WIFE THE GOAT? Edit: close enough
ok
Moral of the story: always have a good right cross
I googled zamboni because I have nothing better to do and to my surprise it's the name of a vehicle that is used to smooth ice rinks. They named their main character after that. Mkay.
I fell asleep and 4 of his videos played
ok ok ok so consider, for the scene at the beginning where he's walking his jaguar "makin' my way downtown, walking fast, with a jaguar, on a leash. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
Mike mike mike
If anyone’s shady it’s max trying to convince Zamboni to be his dad
Zamboni: I hate children His wife: ight imma head out
This movie has to be Canadian it just has that low-budget chaotic energy that all old Canadian movies have
Maybe he said “I hate children “ because his wife was pregnant and he didn’t want a kid so he murderd his wife to get rid of the baby
ITS SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She looks Native American she’s probably a skin walker Witches who have the ability to morph into animals As to why she did it ? I’m not sure lol
He should react to wild child
I hate children
Wow a suicidal 5 yr old
Before the big wife/cat reveal there was a good "fed her to the cat" joke here
this movie maybe watchable
Moral of the story, don't become a magician
But I'm not greg tho
Danny you better like mr Zamboni or you'll get a good right cross
10:22 when you use light theme
danny i totally didn't see it coming
Hahahahahhahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣
Damn those bullies sure...got their goat.
"is there any practical use for this room?" That's where he drops acid.
Hey can you review a horrible movie on Netflix it’s called “Escape from Mr.Lemoncello’s library”
Please
zamboni man: magic isn't real also i hate children his wife, about to turn into a jaguar for 11+ years to punish him: hold my beer
this movie was made on my birthday (not year just day)
i think they killed the jaguar
you have to get special permits to own a big cat so alot of people dont get the permits but theyre also abusive to the animal
i think she turned into a jaguar because shesa tribal women cuz other wise y would she be a tribal women i dont think kids are interested in shamans and tribes which would explain the collar doing a team rocket and turning into some random stars.
Am I the only one who wants to watch this?
When we thought the boss lady was great zambonis wife but then jaguar was his wife and his wife was ditto same after 11 and half years
She disapparated and became a jaguar. She's an animagi
She changed until Zamboni learned to like kids.
The actual huge question of the movie is why was there a fork, a knife and even a fk spoon with the pizza
the sound effect at 0:20 gets me every time.
jaguar :(
The ending has the exact same energy as a scene from Invader Zim where there's just a random-ass roast turkey in a lab for no reason and all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere GIR bursts out of it yelling; 'It was me! I was the turkey the whole time! I was the turkey!!'.
Lol, love that scene.
Lol
4:11 *summons technoblade*
he on ex games mode 10:48
4:01 No.
Anyone notice his lamp turned red the second he started talking about Express VPN?
24:08 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS !!
Note to self: MDHI- Magicians Don’t Have Insomnia📝
I saw it coming cause i've watched this video like five times
Same
hate to say it but this is my favorite spooky movie
Btw, at the end, why did they stand up the blue rocket when they thought it was still the jaguar in there?
totally saw that comin.
I found the pizza scene at 4:38 a little strange. The pizza pie is a mixture of different type of slices: cheese, pepperoni and what looks like veggie. Can you just request a pizza like that?
Bro idk why but "I've never been an orphan so.... F*** yeah!" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard
him: i hate children her: 🐆 CONSEQUENCES
😂🤣
1 like = 1 Great Right Cross
Cool
cant belive this now now now
Wait. He put a godamn Jaguar basically in a blender, then was going to just release a pissed off wildcat into a room of kids?? Probably not a great idea??
I'm just... Wow racist. Dawn Star is racist. Like as a character and I'm a native american so I'm a bit offended but- Hhh okay.
@just a smøl tøwn gir The name. It's like naming an Indian person Punjab (that's from another movie) basically... it's stereotypical and kind of rude. Say if you were named something super stereotypical that took away everything but the fact you are supposed to be American. You know? It's culturally insensitive. I hope I explained that alright.
I got a weird vibe from it, but since you’re actually Native American, what about it exactly is racist?
I honestly thought the super big surprise was the Jaguar exploding when he opens the rocketship just like the wife in the beginning
5:52 you get mugged the the guy lights you on fire
Okay, clearly you haven't watched axe em
5:12 got me so good